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Cat's Meow Aged 9 Lives Bourbon T-Shirt

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Your cat will think this bourbon whiskey tee is about them. You'll be the cat's meow.

And of course, the Meow Mash is aged 9 lives.

When we distill our t-shirts, distinction and quality is at the top of our mash bill. Below you will see that the quality is the best of the best; our textile manufacturer is USA-based.

But let's talk about the distinction part. This shirt sets those who wear it apart. 

Let's face it, most tees are mildly entertaining, a dime a dozen.

You get them because of a funny saying, a cool meme. This t-shirt is a step above; it could easily be part of your wardrobe; your tribe will want to elect you Chairperson of the Board of your Rat Pack.

Speaking of rats, back to your cat... and bourbon

How many times do you come across a tee that covers two of your passions: cats and bourbon? Rarely, probably. And how many do the third part, of getting the word out, that, wherever you are, you are the cat's meow.

Cats in general are finnicky, that's their job. They will continue to purr over this tee when it suits them, but food is usually attached to the deal. This tee asks nothing of you but to wear with joy.

Purr-fect Puns

In Kentucky, um Catucky, we had a summit. After a few glasses of bourbon at Doc Crows (we had EH Taylor, Wellers, some Maker's Mark Selects, and an Angels Envy cask strength) we came up with a few other descriptions for this t-shirt. Here are the outtakes. Feel free to grown as necessary:

  • With this tee, you'll be feline fine!
  • Litterly, this t-shirt is purr-fect
  • It would be a cat-astrophe to miss out on these threads.
  • Is this tee fur-real?
  • Pawsitive vibes!
  • Catskills-Meowntain inspired
  • Catnip is whiskey for cats
  • And one more: we tried this t-shirt in purr-ple, but it didn't look very good. (Remember we are about what looks purr-fect.)

Offered by one of our sages: "You've got to be kitten me, these are just claw-ful."

Yes, but this tee is beautiful and perfect. We're not sure how long we'll have it.

Here's the quality info:

The T-shirt

Our tees are the highest quality you will find. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton by Bella Canvas, a USA-based company. Feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and very flattering for both men and women.

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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 36
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 31